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Movie |
4 Stars |
Horror film for suburban sycophants (like me)! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Nothing's gonna change the Beatles! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
An Unofficial Entry into a Series of Rip Offs? That's not a good thing, Homer! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
INCREDIB-LY BAD! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Like any given Fashion Model... Hot, but dumb! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Malcolm spys again! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
So much went in to creating so very little. |
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TV |
4.5 Stars |
Syd's back... new wigs, new kicks, new outfits... new direction! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Fall back to UNDERLAND! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Sci-Fi/ Horror Classic now with Restored Scenes! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
The BATTLE of LV-426! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Yes, there really is an Alien 2... but there shouldn't be! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
If you rip it off REAL fast it will hurt less! Not. |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Clash of the Space Monsters! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Rehash of the Space Monsters! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Bruno is CONDEMNED... to the OTHER HELL! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Webb's Web is Emma-Licious! |
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TV |
2.5 Stars |
It's just like Family Guy... just not as good. |
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Novel |
3.5 Stars |
A Black, Black, Black, Black, Black Comedy! |
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Book |
3 Stars |
Scary as Hell if you want to believe! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
The Movie with the HOUSE that Watches you BACK! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
It's really not that bad. |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Three Dimensions of Cheese! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
The Californian Horror!!! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
The WRONG movie about the WRONG house! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
From the 21 Grams folks, an excellent Drama unfolds! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The stupidest movie I've ever loved! |
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TV Movie |
3 Stars |
Sensationalized Biopic about sensationalized biopics! |
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TV Episode |
4 Stars |
Angel joins W & H... because Lila said so! |
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TV Episode |
3.5 Stars |
Angel adjusts to W & H, with a new addition! |
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TV Episode |
3.5 Stars |
Spike Horks Angel up but good! |
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TV Episode |
4 Stars |
Is Angel Angelus, or has he become something worse? |
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TV Episode |
4.5 Stars |
The end of an Era! The Vampire Drama closes (for now)! |
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DVD Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Andy and Larry's 9 companion pieces to The Matrix hit and miss! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Beach Bum with the Grunge Look wants to Eat you.
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Short Film |
4.5 Stars |
Don't be afraid... come inside! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Apocalypse... Later! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
Conrad's Heart of Darkness set in Vietnam! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Sci-Fi and Comedy Collide in this crack-up short! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Sometimes we live on faith if that's all we have. |
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Music |
4 Stars |
KMFDM's Comeback is worth the wait (and its weight in gold)! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Something to keep you up at night? Well, one of you! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
I KNOW NOTHING! I SEE NOTHING! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
How to Obtain Unobtanium, without getting BLUE! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Assembly of the Superheroes! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The Dead Walk Again. But enough about the Government! |
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Music Concert |
3.5 Stars |
Pushing 50, still hot as the 80s! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Kung Pao, enter the Beef! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Travolta and Jackson Sail the Seas of Cheese in a predictable Mystery! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Predictable, horrible but NAKED AS ORGANIC FRUIT! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Batman Rogues Gallery, now featuring Joel Schumacher! What a Debacle! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Dark Knight Strikes Back and resurrects a Franchise! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hey, kids... no fighting in School! |
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TV Miniseries |
3.5 Stars |
The Cylons are back, but now they're made of Silicon! |
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TV Series |
4 Stars |
Smart, Sexy and well Paced. I wanted to hate it... but I couldn't! |
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TV Series |
3.5 Stars |
We're kept guessing... because it appears that the writers are still guessing too! |
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TV Series |
3.5 Stars |
Now, wait just a Centon!
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TV Series |
3 Stars |
An Episode without Helo is a Wasted Episode!
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TV Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A Bunch of TV Stars in a TV Movie doing a bunch of TV Things!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Rural America in a Blue State!
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Book |
3.5 Stars |
Remember Squid Head from Star Wars? He's got a Big Bubba! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
An Ancient Monster awakens and goes to Coney Island! Wouldn't YOU? |
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Movie |
Dog! |
A new definition of Torture! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
This Dog's no Vapor! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
An important movie. Look, Listen and Learn.
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Hell is for Children, but that one spot on the rail by the ramp at HOBA... that's ours!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
It doesn't make it beyond silliness. |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Best Movie of 2003! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The Big Indie in the Small Pond! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Revenge of Thanksgiving Dinner!! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Revenge of Thanksgiving TURKEY!!! |
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Music Concert |
3 Stars |
Frank Black is KING... Kentucky Prophet... not so much! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Slay Belles! Actually don't... Jerk! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
This one's snowed in! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Cool and underrated mixed Science Fiction bag! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
There's a Hole here all right. A BIG hole!!! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Lose yourself in the part! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Third Time's an Anathema! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
One more reason not to get Lost in the Woods! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Herschell and the nauseating TECHNICOLOR Sleaze Boat. |
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Movie |
2 Stars! |
Greedo Strips First! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Vaguely suggestive topless "Lesbians" in a Troma Flick. Eh. |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Beutiful Spanish Lesbian Vampires in an Irish Folk Tale! Could there BE a more perfect idea? |
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Movie |
Dog |
Deformed Slasher in Halloween Mask terrorizes Campus. Yeah, so? |
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Movie |
Dog |
Slasher in Hockey Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. |
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Movie |
Dog |
Slasher in Shatner Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. |
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Movie |
Dog! |
When you're this High, you'll eat anything!!!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
When the Governor hired that hooker, it wasn't a blow OUT he asked for. But that's what he got! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Bluer than Vinyl was her siding. |
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Might I say, the HOOK brought us back?
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Bark at the Bolt!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
When will we be having the sex?
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Movie |
4 Stars |
I'm poppin' your cork!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The FUTURE sucks... but at least ROVER loves you!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Have Breakfast... Stay for a while... but don't put him in a cartoon!!! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Horror, Sci-Fi, Longing and Beauty when the Monster demands a Mate! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Welcome to the High School Detective Story for Adults! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
A dignified, yet tense Love Story! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
One Hell of an Indie Short! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Terry Grimm with more ups and downs than a Merry-Go-Round Horsey! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
We get it, Brian, we get it, you like Hitchcock!!! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Watch those hands, Masher... Who cares if I'm dead? |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Seven Years of BAAAAAAD LUCK!! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
A Mirror Image!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Matt Damon's amnesiac hero drives a mini cooper and spanks Chris Cooper! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Matt Damon's amnesiac Retreads everything he CAN remember! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
STRIKE OUT! But in Bowling, that's good. |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Strangely Familiar Post-Apocalyptic Margi vehicle! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Bruce Campbell & Ossie Davis in JFK and Elvis Versus the Mummy! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Swanson lays the groundwork for something much better! |
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TV Episode | 3.5 Stars |
More slayers than you can shake a Mr. Pointy at! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Is the King Bee Buzzin' round your Hive?! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A Maniac stalks Familiar Campers in an Unfamiliar Thriller!!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Ashton Kutcher time travels past That Seventies Show! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
He's got a ticket to ri-ide and he's watchin' a film! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
You'll want to Catch it... but try not to! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Je ne sais pas! Il est un peut des Bizarre! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Damn it, you guys! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
The 2007 Christmas Turkey must be stopped! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Cannibals... Don't Fear the FEROX! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Ghouls: Cold as the Winter of Weird, Funny as Indie and Spring! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Dawn of the Video Nasties! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Who is this Superhero? Marcos the Butcher? COULD BE-EE! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Cannibal Terrible... |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
Ever since he was a child, folks have thought they had him pegged, because of the way he was, the way he talked. And they were always wrong. |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
White Knuckles, even when you know what's coming! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Stand and Face... the BEASTMOBILE! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
I've been to Daytona, but I've Never Been to ME! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Not even the HAMs can survive... THE GHOSTHOUSE!!! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Blair, Hoff and the DEVIL! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
In every way, a TOTAL Short Sale! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Satire En Espaniol! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Keeping the Comics PURE... Novel idea! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Know when to hold 'em! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hanks and DiCaprio in a Crazy Crime Caper! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Descend into Careful Horror! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Branaugh as Woody Allen makes me vomit! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Meat Sellers in a bleak Cellar... and the wind cries Stacey! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
A TRUE game changer! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
You'll eat it up! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Silly Family Fun... Why not? |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The cutest thing this side of FARMington Hills. |
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Movie |
Dog! |
I got your Christmas Turkey Danglin'! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Before South Park, The Simpsons or Family guy... there was... me! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
The classic becomes an Epic! Recommended! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Heroic Quests and Monsters of Fantasy! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Silly Sci-Fi Fun... Why not? |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
I don't remember Cinderella kicking this much ass! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
I wonder what the Mayor of this berg looks like! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Germophobes UNITE! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
It might turn you OFF! |
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BOOK |
4 Stars |
So what exactly is a "clockwork orange?" |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Slug that Ate New York! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Cold Mountain... Hot and Cold... |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Coldspotting Artie in the Forbidden Zone! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Jamie Foxx proves he's a Real Star... Again! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
CIMMERIAN CHEESE! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Dan... Lisa... What's for Lunch? |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Another take on a Constant Theme. |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Acting great, story rocks, DRUG COMPANIES BAD, BAD! |
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Movie | 3.5 Stars |
Well-Acted Fairy Tale about Luck and Love! |
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Movie | 3 Stars |
A couple of DICKS! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
This is what Alice Cooper was talking about when he sang "I Love the Dead!" At least, I hope so! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
To Celebrate the Holidays, here's my TURKEY! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
This movie is JUST AWFUL! I kid you NOT! It Must Die! |
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Novel |
5 Stars |
The best novel so far this Century! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
A Western that Never goes SOUTH! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Twisted, beaded, braided Adult Fairy Tale of Chance, Fate, Darkness and Light!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Strange Neighbors!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The Universal Monster that swam UNDER THE SONAR! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
The Corman Monster that swam Over the Rainbow! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Beautiful Strung Out Nurses versus the Viral Dead
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Movie |
Dog! |
Offensively bad coming of age enema!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Imperfect, but easy to love Suspense Thriller... |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror at its independent best!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Faster Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror With More Intensity!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Cute Christina in a Wolf version of Scream! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Watch out for this ONE DEADLY CYN! |
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Alone Again or... have you seen the Damned? |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Legends of the Dork Joker! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Bane Vs. Bale! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
When Smart Bombs become Smartass Bombs! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A character driven, yet dull, retread of Ringu! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Something's Fishy in the Big Lake. |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Incredible Horror Titan that taught the rest!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
a few good ideas are diamonds in this Rough Rough!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Really Silly disaster movie as realistic as Peter Pan!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
After the Night, beyond the Dawn, came the Day... and soon it spread across the Land!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Another decayed remake, this time with a surprising cast.
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Endless violation.
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Welcome to Earth, Have some BULLETS!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
I come in Peace... Now DIE!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Cheesy Silly Fun Zombie Schlock from Peter Jackson |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
It's a Dead Man's Party... who could ask for more? |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The Dead get Back In Shape, with the Jack Albertson Workout! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Uncivil Horror with a strange backdrop... and title! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The night HE awoke from the DEATHDREAM! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Aw, come on, that's the BOOZE talkin'! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Aw, come on, that's the FANS talkin'! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Dumb Zombie film, that I'm damned glad I watched. Ha Ha Ha! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Aw, c'mon... YOU didn't get a Deer??? |
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Music |
4 Stars |
More inventive than your average Metal Band! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Delirious, impotent Nammers in Missouri! What a great synopsis! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Somehow the annoying people in theatres don't bother me as much! |
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Big Screen Cocnerts gets it right... the Audience didn't.
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
I've got you... under my skin!!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Never let them see you CAVE IN! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Violent modern western sequel to El Mariachi |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
A Base Hit for ABC... Now can they make it home? |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Yep, they're doing it! A hit show worth watching! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Isn't Cannibal Sex illegal in most counties? |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Um... does the Devil Wear Skechers? |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Fun and Creepy, but not the best! |
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Movie |
Dog |
Great cast, so-so film, no frights, unintentional laughs, I need a drink! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Shooting the DEAD is worth a SHOT! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
James Bond has seen better "days" than this one! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Name: John McClane. Occupation: SUPERCOP! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
It's your basic happy Christmas movie with... with Mercenaries and Death crap. |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hot Town, Summer in the City... it's about to Boom! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Eddie Murphy and a hundred fluffies versus the Mob!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Is the Mysterious Stranger's Delivery Dead On?
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Now there's a Collective you need to RUN FROM!!!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Resistance is Useless!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Whose afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Little Red Riding Kilt! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The prequel we wanted! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
My name is Domino. I am a bad movie. |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Surreal Cult Classic gets even better!
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Movie |
Dog! |
Hang up on this one!
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Movie |
Dog! |
Do I really even have to tell you not to go this time?
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Movie |
Dog! |
Don't go in the woods... that's where Bears go, you animal!
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Movie |
Dog! |
Don't Even Bother Going Near The Park!!!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A "Don't" film that actually adds up to a "Do."
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Pranks don't stop over Holiday Break!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the fly, I have a little something here.
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The Spanish Version is a Classic Too!
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Movie |
Dog! |
Giant Cobras, Ancient Prophecies and one stupid movie!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Karl Urban Is Judge Dredd!
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Dog! |
And this is DRILLER! Dril-Ler Night...
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Book |
4.5 Stars |
Excellent religious Sci-Fi novel!
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2 Stars |
Vapid adaptation of Dune more style than substance.
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TV Mini Series |
3.5 Stars |
Fairly accurate but somewhat dull Dune adaptation! |
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DOG! |
From KUNT FILM comes Turkish Star Wars!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
I think... it's supper... TIME!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Eminem stars as Eminem in a Movie you've already seen! |
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Book |
4 Stars |
Intelligent Sci-Fi about gifted youngsters. |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
THIEVES! THIEVES AND LIARS! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Talk about Ungracious House Guests!!! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Hardy-Har-Har... NOT!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Still the ultimate experience in... ah, you know!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
THE COMPUTERROR IS COMPUTERRIFYING! Oh... Runtime Error.
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DOG! |
Another lame Sequel without Prequels is the 2008 Thanksgiving Turkey!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Cronenberg's adventure through a Video Game!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Emily Rose is out standing in her field. Then she lays down in it!
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Movie |
5 Stars |
The Legendary Spanking of the Devil!!!
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DOG! |
Well, we made history... LET'S MESS IT UP!!!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Call us Legion... for we are... three.
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Movie |
3 Stars |
A few good ideas mixed in with a bunch of crappy ones makes this a half empty glass.
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Training Issue. Slap!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
When Chick Gangs clash with Cheap Gameshows the Blood hits the Fan!
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2 Stars |
Document of Death. Sort of.
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Movie |
4 Stars |
A Must-See Documentary that's bound to raise some Ire!
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Book |
4 Stars |
Thrilling multi-genre mystery of the best pedigree!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
The BAD movie they DON'T want you to see! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Fantastic Jessica, and a Fantastical Plot make this Foursome a Mixed bag! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Silver Surfing with Alba and Lowe... how bad could it be??? |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
I'm Diggin' for FIRE! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
Possibly the best TV Show ever made!
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Book |
3.5 Stars |
Rygel Loses Moya in a Duplicitous Card Game! |
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TV Miniseries |
5 Stars |
The Best Two Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV! |
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TV Miniseries |
5 Stars |
Make that the Best FOUR Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV! |
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Dog |
Horrible cheapie with one great actor!
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3.5 Stars |
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO GULAGER! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Unofficial, unauthorized, uninteresting remake of The Ring |
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Music |
3.5 Stars |
Canada's newest Rock Star is worth her Rock Salt! |
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Book |
4.5 Stars |
Palahniuk's Novel is even better than the film! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
How far can you be pushed before you snap? |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
The Making of a Film, the Unmaking of a Studio! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
A Killer Movie... that might come back and Kill you again! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Irresistably charming sequel... not great, but fun to watch! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
It's a thrill ride for the emotions... the brain can take a break! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
I'll take the FIFTH! |
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Dog |
It wasn't final. Should've been! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Haunted Butterscotch! That's the plan! |
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Movie |
5 Stars (!) |
If Pixar needs a Kidney, I'll give it one!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
All it takes is Pixie Dust! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Crash! The Rise from the Ashes! The WOW! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Frankenstein... Gall Bladders... Liver... Guts... Nasty! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Sort of like Blood For The Muse... 'cept different! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
This Flightplan should have stayed on the Tarmac! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
A Painful and Pained journey of an old War Horse! |
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Music Concert |
3 Stars |
It's Foghat in Concert! What else do you need to Know?
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Monster of the Id never Forbids!
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2.5 Stars |
Forget what you've seen and it might be okay!
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DOG! |
Up All Night? You'll wish you weren't.
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Music Concert |
4.5 Stars |
Peter Frampton is incredible Live! STILL!
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4.5 Stars |
Born and Lost no More |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
It's ALIVE! And will NEVER die!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Creature and Creator, Staged and Enraged! |
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Movie |
DOG!!! |
Toxic Avenger vs. Deformed Wookiee! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Two Horror Titans in a blood fest for fans!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hunter Says... Let her go, man!
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Dog! |
It ain't cool bein' no Jive Turkey this close to Thanksgiving!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
A Serial Killer is inexorably TIED to his victims.
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2.5 Stars |
Good story, good actors, bad director!
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2 Stars |
Before the FIRST... there was... This. |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The first, and most shocking, of the Killer Thriller Chillers! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Almost a complete retread... But fans should love it! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Third Time, Third Dimension! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Fourth time... out of a fuckload more. Final indeed! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Hey, Tommy! Who's your friend? |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Hokey Hickey Hockey Honkey Zombie Jason in the Land of the Campy Camp! |
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3 Stars |
Jason Vs. Carrie! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Jason Takes a Singles Cruise! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
All Horse Hockey ('cept the nudity)! |
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3.5 Stars |
Night Frightmare! |
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Dog! |
It would take all Tony Chachare has to offer to spice this one up! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
This Time the Funhouse rides THROUGH YOU!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Government versus Psychic, versus Psychic versus Dad!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Great Period Piece about the Irish struggle!
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Dog! |
Victorian Nude York, Bunnies and Death! Dog.
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2.5 Stars |
Speed Demon, Hell's Angel, Steamed Ham!
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DOG! |
Un-Famous Monsters of FUNLAND!
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TV Cartoon |
2.5 Stars |
Twisted take on the original Castaways.
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3.5 Stars |
Things get a little HAIRY around Puberty!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
A Long Time ago in a Jawbone Far Far Away!
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Book |
4 Stars |
Real Writers on Comic Books! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Bamboo Beating of a movie featuring Mike Myers loving Mike Myers!
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5 Stars |
An amazing (and responsible) dream project of a film unlike any other.
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Some Kind of Wonderful! |
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Dog! |
So we're calling direct remakes "Spin Offs" now? That's not a good thing, Homer! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
For the Rich Kid who has Everything... a Vigilante Career! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Oa, by the way... |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
BACK TO BACK HIGH SPEED KNUCKLE DUSTING HORROR! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
A Japanese American Horror Mixed Bag! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Frightening, yet fascinating take of the SLA! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Artistically creepy Horror. |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Uh, hey, Rob? How about a new album? |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Damned good Sequel. Makes the original look better! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Throw in the Orange Towel, Rob! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
A Reason for a BITCH! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars | "He likes it! Hey Mikey!" |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Now he's just slashin' for the Cash In! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Uncle Mikey's got a THORN in his PAW! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Michael Returns for the First Time (Forget the other Sequels)! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Ending the Series on a Suck Tone! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Unoriginal, but no worse than some actual sequels! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Zeff-Meister edits the Bard to showcase Gibson!
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
A Modern Day of the Triffids... only not very interesting.
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Harry battles You Know Who (along with a swiss cheesed script).
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Movie |
4 Stars |
The Boy who Lived (with help) and He Who Must Not Be Named (with help) in battle again!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Could this Mystery lead to... RIDDLE?
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Could the Boy who Lived ever truly DIE?
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Let's FINISH THIS!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Funny in a doofus way, but great for Disney Fans!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
French Rednecks, French Hotties, French Chainsaws, French Frenchiness, Frenchy France France and France!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Ballooning Budget, Sinking FAST!
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Dog |
Very bad, Very fun (in a bad way), and glorious in its nod to nudity! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Mystical Comic Book adaptation goes Hollywood instead of Vatican!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Hollywood goes FANTASTICAL in this killer sequel
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Pinhead gets Assimilated in Outer Space!
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Movie |
Dog! |
And you thought it couldn't get worse!
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Movie |
Dog! |
A Herculean Hulk of Bad! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Captain Avenger Saves the City! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
There can be only... Three so far... Plus the two TV Shows! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The hills don't have brains... OR NUDITY! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
What happens when the Family meets the FAMILY? Only Cronenberg knows for sure!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
It this adaptation perfect? That would be Improbable!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
If you've got to see a Chick Movie...
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Weak attempt at Cop Buddy Comedy hit for Ford!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Far beyond Biopic, Far beyond Mild Mannered!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The Silliest Movie you'll ever love! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Dude, you... are... so... BUSTED!!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Evil Supervisors from Before the Grave! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
I thought it was Horton Hears THE Who!!! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Car Chases, Explosions, Gun Fights... This is my kind of Comedy!!! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Travel Back in time and SIMMER!!! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Great Place! Too bad it's HAUNTED! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Another Great Place! Too bad it's still HAUNTED, too! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
It's not REALLY House III... nor is it a Shocker! |
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TV Show |
4 Stars |
Medical Investigations with a Curmudgeonly Hugh Laurie |
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Movie |
Two Stars |
The basis for, and rip off of a lot of other flicks! |
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DOG! |
THIS? THIS is supposed to be Scary? |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Delightfully depressing! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Derivative of everything except the original House of Wax! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
One thing's for sure... this isn't Cool Whip! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Can you EXPOSE... The STRAW WOMAN?! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Last Hess on the Wrong!!! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Primative "J-Horror", interesting story, silly execution! |
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Television Show |
3.5 Stars |
Chock full of good stuff... almost TOO FULL!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Great adaptation of our favorite Jolly Green Giant!
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Movie |
Dog! | The Human Centipede SUCKS ASS!!!
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Movie |
Dog! | Women in Prison face off with an Evil Doctor from San Diego!
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Movie |
Four Stars! | A Kick-Ass adaptation of an even MORE Kick-Ass book!
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Movie |
4 Stars |
New Orleans... will be New again!
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Selfish pimp becomes selfish rapper on backs of prostitutes.
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Book |
4.5 Stars |
Scientific Vampire Lore Feeding all the Rest! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Is there any escape from NEW YORK? |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
A Video Nasty off the CANADIAN path! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Let's insult Cosby and Culp for money! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
See if YOU can stand it, alone or NOT! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
A Crotch Rending big mistake of a Movie from Fangoria! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Classic Horror with Real (and Real Scary) Zombies! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Thrilling Black Comedy that just falls flat... |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Thrilling Mystery that just falls flat! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
It doesn't have an Evil Bone in its Body! |
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DOG! |
Ilsa, Crapy Movie of the Subgenre! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Same Trash, Different Continent!!! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Ilsa Goes Bananas! |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
He's Gay, he's a Cop... this should be a SITCOM! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
DREAM OF THE FLOOD! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Make him Angry... be GREEN with Envy! |
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Movie |
5 Stars |
Fantastic! (Notice I didn't Say "Incredible"!) |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Thrills, Derring Do... and most of all... CHILLS! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
At the GOLDEN MOUNTAINS... of MADNESS! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The second mother brings you to HELL! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Acting, Directing, Writing... SAFE CRACKING! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The Feel of FEAR in the FURTHER! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Dude... we can see you when you do that! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Shell Head shows his heart in his first Live Action incarnation. |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The Gold Long Johns are back... and not alone! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Explicit Sex, Despicable Murder... you'd better run, KID! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Who Done IT?! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
An insane Marine uses a straight jacket to Travel through Time! |
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Music Concert |
4.5 Stars |
Wonderful Triple Billed blues, Jazz and Rock Show!
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Music Concert |
4.5 Stars |
Two Sets, Three Sheets to the Wind. Loose Lips Sink Chips.
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Movie |
4 Stars |
A completely sane Marine uses Swofford's well-told stories to Unravel "the Suck"! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Well, that sucked! At least there won't be any more! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Voorhees in Space... So much for that "Final" Friday, huh?! |
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Novel |
3.5 Stars |
You hire a Shark Expert and he sleeps with your wife! Damn! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Bring Your Chums to a great Horror Flick! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Sink your teeth into a good sequel! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
The Third Dimension was ONE TOO MANY! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
This shark not only BITES... he SUCKS! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Kevin Smith's Laugh Fest and the end... for now!
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Movie |
2 Stars |
The best kind of Bad Horror Movie! |
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Musical |
3.5 Stars |
Who knew this would be any good... but it is!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
One of the Best Live Performers EVER!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
She just keeps gettin' better n' better! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Dramatic and funny take on the real Richard Pryor!
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Martians - Four Arms to HOLD you!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
A Christmas Movie unlike any other! It's got Bullets and Death and Shellings in it!
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
How 'Bout Cookin' Somethin' Up with ME?! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Take a flying leap... across the pond(s)! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
An uncommon comedy! It's funny, but it also makes you think! |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
Sad and Realistic Exposure to Afghanistan! |
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Music Concert |
4.5 stars |
More than just Dust in the Wind! |
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Movie |
3 stars |
Unpretentious funny movie... try it!
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Movie |
3.5 stars |
Taking their Boots Off up the ASS of CRIME! |
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Movie |
3 stars |
It's funny, but it's nothing new! |
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Movie |
4 stars |
Dad's a Poppin'! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Tarantino's first part of an excellent Revenge Drama! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Tarantino's Conclusion to an excellent Revenge Drama! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Want Some? Get NUN! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
Knightley good, but King Arthur's disappointing! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
The Original and Amazing Big Star of the Silver Screen! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
The Brobdignagian Silverback is Back on the Silver Screen! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
All creatures great and small... don't you know you're ridin' with the King? |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
King Kong never escapes the land of Queso! |
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Movie |
Dog |
Kong, the Bride of Kong and the Brood of Kong ham it up in this sleepy sequel! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
This one doesn't even have to try to be funny! But it might have been nice if they had. |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Whether you're entranced by the film, appreciative of the story or knocked out by the comedy, Kill! is a Killer, if you can handle it! |
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Movie |
3 Stars |
A shadowy flank into the dangerous world of Men in Tights. |
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Movie |
2.5 Stars |
Worth seeing, but certainly not Sea Worthy! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Worth the 20 year Wait! |
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Movie |
DOG! |
Ch-ch-CHIA! Chia CHIMERA! |
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Web Series |
3.5 Stars! |
WATCH IT IN BAD HEALTH! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
For Horror Buffs ONLY! |
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Movie |
2 Stars |
Four Horror Buffs ONLY watched this! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Not the best, but not the worst! |
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Movie |
Dog! |
Been there, done that, seen it, did it. Damn! |
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TV Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Dream of the Future, change the past, reshape the present! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Fun and interesting Hollywood Take on Alan Moore. |
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4.5 Stars |
Aren't you a little SHORT for a House Haunter? |
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3 Stars |
Both Eventful and Unfortunate (by aaron pruitt at testsforge). |
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4 Stars |
There is only one Leon... and he's the best! |
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4.5 Stars |
The Definition of Action Film. |
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Jerry Lee Lewis... STILL the WILD ONE!!! |
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5 Stars |
I can't tell you what it is, and I can't think of a reason to give it less than Five Stars! |
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3 Stars |
On Earth EVERYONE can see you're NAKED! |
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2.5 Stars |
Lisa Lisa (AKA: AXE): A Video Nasty that's... Not so bad! |
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4.5 Stars |
McClane... he never quits! Thank Heaven! |
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3 Stars |
The Dead Walk, but the Crops are great this year! |
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3.5 Stars |
Cute fairy tale with real talent!
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2.5 Stars |
It's been done, man...
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3.5 Stars |
The Perfect World has a CATCH!!!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
7 Hours of Blues and Booze! Daddy Like!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
7 MORE Hours of Blues and Booze! Daddy Still Like!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
Look who ELSE is having 7 Hours of Blues and Booze ALSO! Daddy not reevaluating the "Like"!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
This time it was Fourteen Hours... And Michelle's wit spiced the show up!
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Music Concert |
4 Stars |
The Final Se7en... Michelle Like!
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3 Stars |
Silly and underrated WB Romp! |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Excellent adaptation of an Excellent book! |
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2.5 Stars |
Get Lucky! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
Good! Now don't drop the Ball! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
They didn't drop the ball... boy did they not! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
Sdrawkcab Seog Tsol! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
Ille qui nos omnes servabit!!! |
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TV Series |
5 Stars |
Previously on LOST... |
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Movie |
4.5 Stars |
Tragically Humorous documentary about the Unmaking of a Quixotic film! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
Well-Acted if Flat tale of Discovering Japan. |
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Movie |
3.5 Stars |
The original Dino-Classic! |
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Movie |
4 Stars |
I admit that Love Bites, but you'll love the teethmarks you sport after this! |
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Dog! |
Don't bother with this one... or even Love Camps 1 - 6! |
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3.5 Stars |
OH YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! I love it. |
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Music |
4.5 Stars |
All hail Josh Homme! |
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