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Help and Advice (Because I love you!)	News and Stories (It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do me!)	Pictures of Insanity (Yours, Mine, Hours!)
What to do in case of a Fire: What to do in case of an Earthquake: How to handle a High Level Promotion: How to quit your job (when that doesn't work out!): When you find yourself Lost in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin: Surviving the Holidays... Brother Kneumsi style: Brother Kneumsi's guide to Cubicle Living:	A Collection of Great and Hilarious Headlines! A Press Release on a new Telemarketing Venture: On keeping your cool in Church (even when a Celebrity Imposter is present): The untold, true story of the Greatest Band in History: A History of Alan Smithee's greatest accomplisment! The History and Saga of Jason Voorhees!	A vision of the Future with David Caruso! The 100% True Story of the Controversial C3PO "Phantom Appendage" Trading Card! A Collection of Political Pictures (So far... kind of Biased)! The Super Miracle of Captan Marvelman! (The History and Saga of Miracleman!) Stay fit as a Fiddle with the Jason Montgomery Workout: