Get Fit with J-Dawg!
You want to reach the perfect blend of Strength and Weight... Body by CARB!
Grab a chair, any chair or toilet will do. Pump those legs. Then reward yourself with a Sammich!
When in doubt, never question the power of the GUT! Most body builders have a Six Pack, bitch, I have a KEG!
Ah, body by Sapporo! Gravity is a Harsh Mistress, but it's all worth it for a body like MINE!
You laugh now, but see how my Pumpitude gets me the Ladies! Now more beer... more soup!