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This Summer the sequel NOBODY DEMANDED comes to a website near you! When we last left the Summer of Horror, we conquered 2006 with the help of every entry into THE OMEN series as well as some of the best and worst horror films ever made from the 1920s to 2006 itself. Now, the Summer of Horror returns with a new CHILLING HEAT WAVE! The 2009 Summer of Horror starts on 6.6.9 with Exorcist II: The Heretic, crawls to your aid with Phenomena, sucks away your life like a Parasite, blasts out at you with Jaws 3-D, gives you a red-letter-day triplicate with Graduation Day, Prom Night and My Bloody Valentine which may cause you to hide Beyond the Door, especially as you know that the Horror of Dracula and Bram Stoker's Dracula are wanting to get in to your House for a little Lights, Camera, Dead action to prepare you for your Future-Kill as well as your rides in The Car and The Hearse that might drive you to Dial 'M' for Murder because you're suffering from Vertigo due to those Evils of the Night that offer up Blood for Dracula and all the other Vampyres and Pigs alike all of which suck almost as much as some Attack of the Giant Leeches all of whom are Dressed to Kill like Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (who is a real Bruiser), just ask the Aliens or the Creature from the Haunted Sea who just might take you to the Planet of the Vampires to experience The Haunting that will exceed anything you might expect from Amityville 4 or even La Casa 4 whose Burnt Offerings can scarcely prepare you for La Casa 5 but just might get you ready to say "Let's Scare Jessica to Death!" during your next visit to District 9 for even more of The Haunting, or maybe you'll just say "Happy Birthday to Me!" instead and let the Summer of Horror introduce you to The Legend of Hell House for a real Stir of Echoes before it tells you the Second Story of House II after which you'll be asking for The Sentinel to protect you from Halloween II and Terror Train, which serves no Popcorn even to Frankenstein, The Mummy or Lady Frankenstein in the Dead of Night, embanked in The Fog for a real Night of the Creeps during which you will need The Shining parts of the Summer of Horror which slouches forward toward its monstrous end on 9.9.9 with the possession of Exorcist III, the haunt of Poltergeist and the penultimate nightmare of... THE EXORCIST... that is if there can ever truly be an end to this madness! Don't miss THE SUMMER OF HORROR II: THE ARMAGEDDON!

6.6.9: To kick things of, we ROAST Exorcist II: The Heretic which prepares us for... the ultimate PHENOMENA featuring the SLASHER versus the SWARM! Which may tick you off, but not as much as... PARASITE will! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into WorldsGreatestCritic.com, we take a SWIM with Jaws 3-D! Then graduate to a familiar kind of Horror with Graduation Day Stay in School because Prom Night is next on the schedule! And the RED LETTER DAYS never end! It's my Anniversary, so let's enjoy My Bloody Valentine! You won't want an anniversary for Beyond the Door, in fact, you'll be glad to get past it! There is no escape from THE SUMMER OF... HORROR OF DRACULA! And to keep the SYNERGY going, here's Bram Stoker's DRACULA! It's high time we moved into House! Now, strike a pose for Lights Camera Dead! Future-Kill is proof that Looks (and posters) can be deceiving!!! Time to take a RIDE in... The Car! Time to take FINAL RIDE in... The Hearse! Dramatic Suspense, thrills and Chills come to you when you Dial 'M' for Murder! Suspense from great heights can lead to... Vertigo! So much for good movies! It's time for Evils of the Night! If you want more SEXY Vampires... don't watch Blood for Dracula! If you want more SEXY Vampires... DO watch Vampyres! And you know what comes next! SQUEAL LIKE PIGS at the B-MOVIES! What's Up SUCKERS? Are you prepared for the Attack of the Giant Leeches? (Yes, that IS a trick question!) It's time to get... Dressed... TO KILL! And if that's not enough, ask too much of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Bruiser will leave you BLACK AND BLUE! And now the moment you've been waiting for... ALIENS!!! Followed by one more for the B-Movie Collection: Creature from the Haunted Sea!!! Planet of the Vampires will bring you TERROR IN SPACE!!!

The Haunted House Mega-Streak begins with... THE HAUNTING of course!!! Then we take a TRIP with Amityville IV: The Evil Escapes, dammit!!! And we continue the Haunted Fours with La Casa 4, which is the second in its series... um... Not all Haunted Houses are possessed. See Burnt Offerings! Fifth time's a charm, even if it's actually the third.... and La Casa 5 is definitely NOT charming! Don't seek Carmilla... instead, Let's Scare Jessica to Death!! Can you SURVIVE in... District 9??? The Haunted House Mega-Streak resumes with... THE HAUNTING of coArse!!! What better way to celebrate my Birthday than with... Happy Birthday to Me??? Just down the hill and into HELL! Can you survive The Legend of Hell House? Just at the end of MATHESON Street you might find a... Stir of Echoes! Enough Hauntings? Too bad! It's time for House II: The Second Story! The Gates of Hell have found their Haunt... time to employ... The Sentinel! The Bugger man is back in Halloween II! And now for another copy of the Real Thing: Terror Train! Oh, how RUDE of me! All these movies and I've yet to ask you... How about some... Popcorn? And now, for the oldest film I've reviewed to date... 1910's Frankenstein? That's not a Wrap Yet, here's The Mummy? The Monster meets the Beauty... whom we know as Lady Frankenstein! As the Summer winds down, can you face... the Dead of Night? Beyond the shores of a town with a forgotten past... The Fog is gathering! On our final night we must endure the Night of the Creeps? There's nowhere to run, no way to call for help, unless you have... The Shining!!! Gather all your possessions, for this will be the last day of the Summer of Horror 2009... and don't forget to read about The Exorcist III!!! It's time for you to move in... with Poltergeist!!! And now for our final installment... the one that started it all an speaks for itself: The Exorcist!!!

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