Troy McClure... You may remember him from such scenes as...
Troy's Off-Off-Off Broadway Comeback!
Two years before The Muppet Movie, Kermit and Miss Piggy starred opposite Troy McClure in 1977's The Muppets Go Medieval
Troy was quite a Heart Throb! WAS!!!
Troy ends up at the DMV because he needs glasses! How bad are his eyes? This is how he sees Selma!
Because it's good for his career, Troy proposes Marriage to Selma at a drive through... just as his screen doppelganger proposes to Miss Piggy!
Troy shows Selma his apartment (modeled after the home in Body Double) featuring posters from films you may remember him from: My Darling Beefeater, Incident at Noon, Astro Heist Gemini 3!
Hopefully it'll pay off and he'll get his own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy!"
Troy stars in the multi-million dollar musical version of Planet of the Apes, also starring "Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, Doc-tor Zai-us, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, Doc-tor Zai-us, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius, Oh-Oh-Oh Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!"
"Can I play the Piano Anymore?"
"Of Course You Can!"
"Well I couldn't before!"
Troy McClure passed up the chance to play McBane's sidekick in, brace yourself, the new McBain picture to direct his dream project.
Will the gamble pay off? Twentieth Centrury Fox is betting... It Will!